If you don't have that much of an attention span (and, like most punk rockers, you don't) then this is the guide for you!

1) Learn 4 guitar chords
2) decide that you are the greatest guitarist ever
3) rebel against society
4) get a dumb fucking haircut that every cunt of a punk has and then say you are so non-conformist
5) wear black. No idea why, but every other punk does it
6) write a song about how we need change, but make sure you exclude exactly what we need. It helps create suspense, as everyone will keep listening to you to see if you reveal just what we need
6.a) if you aren't much of a writer, just scream Plato into a microphone
7) rake in the mad money you make as you keep singing about how multinational corporations are just there to make money
8) get a large house in LA and destroy the land you made off the song you recoded on how the Earth needs to be protected
9) die, knowing you will be in the punk hall of fame...whenever the fuck they decide to make one